twelfth.

i'm dead.
i mean,
dead dead dead.
x_x

wanna know what happened?
sure,
it all started today.
just a few minutes ago actually.

so,
it's just one of those days that u have to stay in the computer lab to complete your assignments.
but we,
yes, the whole class.
never does the assignments,
but instead,
we take it as an opportunity to,
go on myspace and facebook and twitter.
(BTW, what is the deal with twitter? everyone seems to like it so much.)

and,
i, being a good boy,
decided to,
go with the majority.
:)))

so, you know,
it's like a computer lab,
with lots of rows.
and each row has like,
5 computers.

so, as usual,
everyone takes their usual seats.
my seating is as the following:
-empty-, steve, joe, crabman, dave.
(from left to right)

everyone's minding their own business.
i'm reading people's blogs.
joe and dave are tweeting.
and crabman is watching some weird dancing show.

so, our little group,
actually has some back-up.
what do i mean by that?
for example,
teacher suddenly pops up in our row,
we'll just minimize our current program,
and there'll be the assignment teacher gave us.
and it'll be half done.

so, when the teacher's go,
"what are you boys doing?"
we'll say,
"i'm almost done. just halfway more to go!".

and when the teacher disappears,
we'll go back to whatever crap we were doing before.
:DDDD

so,
while minding our own business,
we heard the teacher cough,
so, we all look up from our "assignments",
and see the most,,
gorgeous looking boy we've ever laid eyes on.

crabman bangs his head on the keyboard and said,
"am I dreaming?".
dave just kept staring.
joe and i were like,
nodding our heads.

then,
the teacher started introducing the boy.
turns out,
he was a new student in our class.
O_o

his name was,
Daniel Jacob Jason.
sounds kinda classy huh?
he was pure british.
and he likes potatoes.
he can be the other member of team potato.
:PPP

anyway,
joe kept poking me and said,
"remember what you have to do Stevie".
i was like,
"what do i have to do?".
and crabman suddenly screamed out,
"TRUTH OR DARE!!!!"

everyone immediately turned around to look at the commotion,
crabman was covering his face with one of his books.
haha, funny.

but then,
i finally realized why he screamed out "truth or dare".
because we played that game a few weeks ago.
and i think scott dared me,
to kiss the newest student in out class.

so,
since "this" guy was the newest student,
i had to kiss him.
O_o
me (boy) kiss him (boy).
wouldn't that be gay?

dave blurted out,
"that would be so gay".
exactly what i was thinking dave.

then,
the teacher said,
"Mr. Jason, why don't you take a seat next to Mr. Valeriano over there".

and joe just started giggling.
slowly, he walked over with a smile.
i find him quite attractive actually.
(no joe. i am not turning gay)

he then sat down and said,
"Mr. Valeriano. my name is Jacob.".
i stared at him weirdly and started nodding.
"don't call me that. i'm Steve".

"steve. okay."
"yeah"
"so, what do we have to do?"
"oh. it's on the board".
"oh. thank you"
"STEVIE'S GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND!!!!"

what in the world?
i looked at joe and he was pointing at crabman.
"WHAT THE HELL CRABMAN?!?!"

outburst.
sorry new kid.
didn't mean to scare you.

i turned back at jacob and apologized.
"on the lips steve, on the lips"
joe whispered to me,
immediately earning a smack on the head. :)

"nah, it's okay"
"you know, how about i take you on a tour around the school?"
"that'll be awesome"

we're now new friends.
or,
are we?
or,
am i just his tour guide?
whatever.
another hour of sitting next to him.
hope he doesn't see me typing this.

and...
CRABMAN is wheezing.
DAVE is paying no attention to anyone but twitter.
JOE is staring at the new kid, and tweeting bout the new kid.
STEVE is writing this blog post.
JACOB is doing his assignment.

that's what everyone is doing.
i'm freaking out.
i have to kiss him.
FREAKING KISS HIM.
O_o

out now.
post later on the outcome :)